Hat tip to Ted for posting this joke on the Plastic Pilot blog last year:

A USAF C-5 Galaxy is being escorted across the Atlantic by an F-16. The F-16 pilot is feeling rather proud of himself and executes a roll just off the wingtip of the much larger C-5. The conversation that followed is priceless:

Fighter Jock: “What’dya think of that?”

C-5 Pilot: “That was alright… but just watch this…”

Ten Minutes Elapse…

C-5 Pilot: “What’dya think of that?”

Fighter Jock: “Like what?”

C-5 Pilot: “I just got up, stretched my legs, took a piss and grabbed a cup of coffee…”

Fighter Jock: “Oh…”